Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Summer Sex Sabbatical! Sort Of...

I couldn't find anything appropriate, so here's a photo of a deserted beach: Symbolism, people!

So, for reasons I won't go into, I'm taking a break from promiscuity. Don't worry, I'll still be me, just a little more frigid, that's all.

And before you ask, I've not got religion. I just feel it's time to take a break from screwing. How long do you think I'll last?


  1. Longest I've managed is like 3 months, right after some huge binge of course.

  2. Dusty - I've already managed over a week, so you've lost THAT bet.

    Diego - 3 months! Good God, man, how? More importantly, why?!